Newsletter rewards

In June's newsletter I offered a free reward for the subscribers at the end of the mail:

If you have gotten this far reading the mail you deserve a reward!
You can either ask me:

•  - To make up a random word and its meaning for you.
   - A sketched drawing following a description you send.
  -  To slip in any word you want in my next post.

The rewards are time limited and I will only attend the requests sent before the end of the 8 of July!

But I am a bit sad because only two people asked for the rewards. One of them is my girlfriend and the other is a friend of mine.

This leads me to talk about some stats for the blog and if I should start marketing the blog. But I can leave that for tomorrow since it can be an interesting topic on its own.

Do you find the rewards funny? Which one would you have asked?